Who's Got Game?

Not me. That's for sure. I don't know how I get a girlfriend, but it definately is not my smooth personality. But, Zach and my brother both tell me that when I drink, I'm a whole 'nother pimpin' person...like Steve Urkel vs. Stefan Urquelle. I don't really buy it, but I thought it was worth throwing out there. Anyways...I went out to the bar lastnight with brother to support him in karaoke.

We were supposed to meet my cousin there and he was going to bring this Kirsten Dunst look-a-like. She really did look just like her, it was pretty crazy. He ended up bring 2 girls (Steph and I never found out the other's name), a gay guy--Alex, and the Kirsten Dunst stunt double. I just want to add in the fact that all of these people--minus my brother, my cousin, and the Kirsten Dunst look-a-like--were all younger than me. They were pretty wild...drinking...drinking...drinking. I wasn't sure they would make it home okay, but it was too late anyways. They were past the point of logic.

My brother picked two songs for karaoke...Bust a Move and Drift Away. He put Bust a Move in first, which I thought was a mistake. An hour and a half later, nothing. The DJ ignored him. So I said he should've put in the white people song, and they would've picked him already. So I took it up for him and 30 minutes later he was singing Drift Away. -_- Strange, huh...?

So towards the end of the night (1:20 am), we're getting ready to leave and this Steph girl was trying to hook up with this dude, but she was too shy to really talk to him. So the stunt double was trying to talk for Steph and hook them up. Now, for some strange reason, at this point Steph started talking to me...even though she was trying to get with this other dude. It turns out he went to the same high school as me. To the point of this rambling...at the end of the night she gave me her number. @_@ Me... the one who was NOT trying to hook up with anyone got a number, while others who WERE trying to hook up did not. >.>... why...? I don't know...but over the whole time I was there (10 pm - 1:30 am) I only had 3 drinks. Apparently there is something in me that can at least let me socialize and talk to people, even though I am the Silent One. The only bad thing about this is that I might see this Steph person again, because she is friends with Kirsten Dunst (the name just stuck) and Kirsten Dunst is friends with my cousin. But that stunt double made me smoke a cigarette, I guess it's cool though...she bought me one of my drinks.

...my night in a nut shell...me going out, watching karaoke, then wondering why some people just don't have social skills... I know mine suck, but I somehow manage. Chuck, if you read this and see that I can do it...know that you can do it, too. Now go forth! And find yourself a nice new girl! XD