A New DS

I finally opened Metroid Prime Pinball. I started playing and then I realized that the R button on my DS did not work anymore ;_; I was so sad. But...Thanks to Beth, I was able to take to EB to get another with the sweet warranty that was put on it. So, now I have a shiny new blue DS with a functioning R button. Hooray! It was quite exciting. Yay for Beth!

KH II

My nephew, Darius, grunts or coughs or something while he is sleeping. I noticed two days ago that he sounds like Yoda when he does it. It's kinda weird >.<;

So, I've been playing Kingdom Hearts II and I'm close to the end. Then I found Sephiroth. I was like, I've been leveling way beyond what most other people would. At least, that's what I thought. My characters are level 72. So I think Sephiroth should be cake at this point. I talk to him...he challenges to a duel. I was like O.O;; He has 15 life bars...and totally destructive attacks. One series of attack is practically all my life bar...and my life bar is huge. And his attacks are godly and many. I will keep trying, but I am beginning to think it may be impossible. ;_;
And then there's these really cool like, samurai nobodies. The reaction command for them is "Duel Stance." Everything freezes, cool Japanese sound effects to evoke a samurai feel play, sakura petals fall, and all your command buttons go blank. Then "The End" appears in one of the four command slots and you have to pick it quickly before the nobody reacts and cuts you. It's iajitsu battle.

Offensive, but Funny

I found this article on another website(Shoutwire, I think). I thought it was funny...sorta and needed to share it with others. Of course, everyone should know about this already, but it more funny to hear a real life account of the consequences of fat free food. o_O;; However, do not read on if you are not prepared for some vulgarity,...or aren't prepared to laugh at others' misfortune.

You have been WARNED!!

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Fat free Pringles will grease your ass - Only read with empty stomach!

From Craigslist:

Don't even fucking say a word. I like potato chips, and can't eat them very much or I'll get fat.

I tried out these Pringles Fat-Free chips because they were super low-cal. BBQ flavor. the fuck.

The can said they had 70 calories per serving, which meant the whole can had 490 calories inside total. I could munch through a can in a day with my lunch, dinner, etc. So I got several cans, and began enjoying one a day for the past four days. But what they dont fucking tell you...

Except in tiny print you cant read without a fucking electron microscope

...is that the primary ingredient is something called "olean" which I have since learned is Latin for "Unwashable & Indestructible Ass Grease."

Oh Yeah. I'm not even kidding.

So today, while I'm standing in the living room debating whether or not Laundry or Dishes will get done first, I get the urge to fart. I live alone, so sweet. I let the honk loose and its wrong. Something just sounded wrong. I know my own wind, and I have never farted a sound that sounded like a fart wrapped in a pillow.

Oh yes, something was very wrong. I had just shat myself. But this evil olean makes shitting yourself sound almost like a regular fart, and had I not been particularly attentive, it could easily have gone unnoticed, I'm telling you. THAT's how utterly covert and evil this olean stuff is. What the fuck?! What if I'd gone out to hang with friends or gone for a drive, what then?

So I walk carefully to the bathroom and disrobe. before I even sit on the toilet, I wad paper and carefully wipe from the front. Sure enough, it was light brown, and had the texture of soft spackle. You fucking Pringle bastards.

I sat down and pushed a bit, and lo, out came a jet that I didnt even feel an urge for one minute earlier. It piled in the bowl like brown marshmallow fluff.

The problem rose when I tried to wipe. I went through a whole fucking roll of TP and could not get it all off me. So.

I jumped in the shower. Yep, its gross, but it had to be done. There I stood, water pouring down, cheeks spread, and using my own hand to make certain I'm clean.

That was when I discovered that after using my hand to wipe myself (before I soaped the area) my hand came back covered in some sort of transparent grease. It was so fucking foul. The grease made water bead off my hand. It was tacky too, and very difficult to manage.

So I grabbed the bar of saop and went to work.

You fucking Pringle bastards.

The bar of soap came away coated in grease as well, and would no longer wash. I had to turn the water to hot and massage the soap for five minutes to get it to the point where I could use it again. It took me an hour to get the fucking grease off my pucker. I shudder to think of what its doing INSIDE ME right now, but I will damned sure never eat that $@*% again.

Fucking Pringle bastards.

This is where the joke about "anal leakage" came from. its real. Fuck Pringles.

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I tried to censor as much as I could. Man, this guy is real bitter about pringles for some reason. Although, a can of Pringles a day doesn't really seem like too much. I don't know...maybe it's just because I'm a stick. Then again, I don't like that about myself either. >.>...

Back to Normal

I haven't been doing much lately. I've pretty much been a recluse in my room since Jim left. Not much contact with the outside world either. But this is about something strange. While Jim was here, I bought Metroid Prime Pinball for DS. And for some strange reason, I haven't opened it yet. I can't keep myself from thinking maybe there's something else I should have spent that money on. So I haven't opened it in case I need to take it back...and cash in on my $30!! >.<;; I don't know what that's all about. I'm so bizarre sometimes.

I got a letter in the mail saying I need to renew my driver's license. I've had it for over a month and finally paid the stupid fee today. So now I need to wait for something in the mail so I can go across the street to PennDoT and have my picture retaken for a new DL. How exciting... No bleached hair for this one though. >.<; I can't believe I kept forgetting/putting it off for so long. Mixing the two together makes for bad lateness.

Other than that, my life is back to normal. As in, I'm not afraid of the dark anymore...Yay! So I can walk around my house at night without freaking out about every sound and walk down my driveway at 4 in the morning and not be afraid of hatman.

Bugs

I went out the back door to go around to the front of my house. Walking up the hill, this huge, black-winged, creature slams into my neck. Well, I wasn't prepared for that...so I freak out and start spazzing on my neck. It was just some dumbass grasshopper. I thought some venomous bug was attacking me or something. >.>...well, not really, but it just surprised me. Anyways, this was so that Jim and I could go up to Zach's grandparents to take a swim. On the way up the hill to that has, I kicked some grass and made a bug fly. It flew all the way up to the house we were going to, so I decided to check it out. Turns out that it was a praying mantis. I was like, "cool!" So I wanted to hold it and take a picture of it. I didn't get to do that, but here is what I did get.















I'm kind of disappointed that the grass is more in focus than it is, but I guess that means it's doing a good job blending in. Well, I picked it up three times. And everytime I did, I got to hold it for 10-25 seconds and then it would fly away. The last time it flew into this purple bush. I was about to go in to pick it up for the fourth time when I noticed that this purple bush was swarming with bees. I was just like, "damn..." Stupid bees. That's like sharks with frickin' laser beams. That's my story for now.

Jim left today. It's not the same without him around anymore. But I also go myself to be back on the schedule at Target again. So, life will go back to being non-enjoyable. We'll see how it really turns out though. I found one of the books I need for class too. $107...and it's new...so no used copies. What a bunch of crap...I hate school. It's dumb. XP

Silent Hill

OMG...O-M-G! That movie was so messed up. F@*#%ed up beyond anything I've ever seen. I'm not so sure I have watched it. It was so crazy. I mean, who just rips someone's clothes off while holding her by her neck.....and then just to throw you for a loop rips her skin off, just like the clothes, and then throw it at you...blood spattering everywhere. O.O; It was all kinds of crazy. And the barbed wire, the barbed wire...everywhere. The creepy little girl, and all the creepy maniquin things. Then the army of undead nurses. The changing of the scenery...the burning of people. It was all too graphically intense for me, I think. I wasn't ready for that level of a mind@#%*. I'm really glad I didn't get to watch it with Courtney. It would have been bad. I think it may even make me have bad dreams...I guess I'll find out soon. I'm not really tired, but it might be my body's way of avoiding having to go to sleep...>.>...
On another note, I finally watched Underworld Evolution. It was pretty fricken sweet. Nice action. Good old fists fights, just swinging away...none of that kung-fu bull shenanigans. Not that there's anything wrong with kung-fu. I'm just sick of action movies trying to outdo each other with it. Then it ends up being really crappy, like a cheesy Steven Seagal movie. Anyways, peace out to me. And hopefully I don't scare the bejeebers out of myself in my sleep.

Jim Reunion

The Chuck-Jim reunion! The weekend has been a haze of party-hanging. I disappeared for two days over at Zach's. We were playing light gun games and shiznat. Chuck came over yesterday for a couple hours. It was cool. Jim and Chuck did some shots. Then we went to grocery store to buy some food. We came back and played a game of Munchkin and then some Counter-Strike. Chuck was pretty good at taking down those terrorists. We need to do that again sometime. Maybe we can get Chuck good at using a controller on consoles. Convert him back into a gamer.
Anyways, Jim and I beat Time Crisis II and Time Crisis III, and watched this sweet ass movie...Shin Angyou Onshi. That movie was sweet and totally seems like it should have a sequel. I hope it does. I'm glad I saw a preview for that Otakon during the ADV panels. Well, I'm off to more hanging/gaming!

Dual GunCons

Light gun games are amazing. For some reason, I had this really strong urge to go get some light guns... >.>... and well,....here they are. They're really sweet. And lots of fun, especially on big screen TVs. I am sad that House of the Dead did not make it to the PS2 though. Because that was a great light gun game. But I do have Time Crisis...and some weird "ninjas meet light guns" kind of game. Ummm...that's about it. I've been enjoying my time off from work. But I guess I'll have to start doing that again soon. Off I go again!

Otakon '06

My sweet staff badge from Otakon that gets me cool perks. But I'm still trying to figure out what that leprechaun is doing on the badge. A girl in a kimono with big boobs...? ...ok. Some guy holding maneki neko...? ok... But the leprechaun is just a mystery to me.




















Otakon was definately more exciting this year with a camera than last year without. Although I didn't see as much sweet shiznat in the dealer's room this year. I was sad ;_; I think I only took about 100 pictures at con...it just wasn't enough for me. I wish I could have taken more, but I only had so much time. I had to work a lot. But I did get to see a lot of people I knew from school.















That's my sweet, fake member badge. I used that when I was doing stuff I wanted to do, so people didn't bug the shit out me. Of course it only sorta worked. Because although I didn't have the staff badge, I was still wearing the shirt that says, "Otakon Staff" on it really big. But it's just cool to have, but I like this anime on it too. The pictures for the badges were really pretty. I knew most of the titles. I wish I could have gotten more of them.




















Chuck should have made it this year. Today they had a Pop'n 12 tournament. He would have been all over that. Oh, well...time for bed. I'm beat. I went to bed at 3:45 last night and woke up at 8:30 to work the con @_@. So tired...and I have stuffs to do tomorrow. >.<;

Otakon away!

Well, it's time for me to head to Otakon this year. I should have spent a little time putting some research into who else was going. But I know that at least Beth is going. I can ask her who else is going sometime when I see her. I wish I could take my computer with me to update the blog daily with pictures and crap, but I'm taking the lightrail down this year because gas is so damn expensive and I don't want to take too much with me. One bag is enough stuff for me to take on the lightrail. Well, hopefully it's exciting. I'm planning to go to a Shiatsu Massage workshop. I hope it's interesting and I learn something. It's 3 hours long, so I should learn something.

Oooooo, I also got a postcard from Bandai because I sent them a resume. Of course, a postcard means nothing...but I was still excited that they at least sent something back. Some kind of response is always appreciated. Well....off I go.